26 Wittiest Marriage Memes for Those Unafraid of Commitment (August 3, 2023)

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    Glasses - Me: I will never be ThAt neighbor. Also me when I hear fireworks after 10 pm: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Smile - Me: Rage cleaning and screaming like a lunatic all day. Me the second I greet my guests: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Smile - Me: I am so not in the mood to deal with them today. Me the second I pull up at my in-laws house: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Forehead - When my husband thinks he's getting lucky, but little does he know that Aunt Flow's in town. @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Chin - Husband: The kids and I cleaned as best as we could. Me coming home to a disaster: K @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Product - Husband: How was I supposed to know that “I'm fine” meant that you were actually not fine? Me: Sie @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Hair - Husband: I'm listening. Me knowing that I will have to repeat myself at least twice more: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Photograph - Husband: Isn't the pool so relaxing? Me: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Smile - Beside every husband is a wife who reminded him 87 times about these plans @oneawkward mom
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    Hairstyle - Me on a Saturday morning vs. my husband. @themarvelousmrsmom Y 000 DRY
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    Outerwear - Me to husband: Why can't our marriage be more mysterious? Also me: @MOMMYMEME JEANS Global HD Sorry we're late! Bob had diarrhea!
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    Glasses - When my husband's snoring is keeping me awake @Honey Mustard Mama HONEY MUSTARD MAMA
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    Font - r Thread @TweetXan__ Men say "don't start" and women hear "are you ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbb|||||||eeeeeee eeeeeeee??????????"
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    Vertebrate - Me after leaving my kids and my parents house @DEATHBYDIAPERS
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    Product - When you ask him a very direct & clear Question and the first word out his mouth is "huh?
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    Eyebrow - Some things are better left unsaid which I usually realize right after I say them @horror memes
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    Tableware - Me in my 20's: Pregames for a night out. Me in my 30's: Pregames for a family visit. @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Water - When I finish one of the 30 things on my to do list
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    Product - When you notice your wife deep cleaning and realize she hasn't said a word to you in a while (chuckles) I'm in danger @THEDADFATHER
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    Photograph - Expectation vs. reality doing anything in our new home with my husband Pivot, pivot, pivot. Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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    Sleeve - Being attracted to men, in a nutshell. My body is very attracted to your body but when you speak my brain gets angry.
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    Smile - Me when my husband decides he has to take an hour long si when it's the kids' bedtime @momsbehavingbadly AHO YOU RULE YOU SUCK ||||||
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    Organism - Husband: I told my mom we weren't available today. Me: @themarvelousmrsmom LEARNING YOU ARE
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    Forehead - When my husband spontaneously starts making plans with people.
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    Neck - Me ordering a $12 salad with an $8 delivery fee because I'm too lazy to chop up the lettuce that is slowly rotting in my fridge @nottoopretty
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    Forehead - When you ask your husband to do something and he says he'll do it but he just "hAs To PoOp FiRsT" @momsconfession

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